Lindsay Lohan's Jail House Pharmacist

Jul 23rd, 2010

As we've previously reported, Lindsay Lohan is allow to take her five prescription medications while jailed. Makes total sense since this is the crap that's gotten her in to where she is now. Anywho, we figured maybe the court would see that it's pretty much a crap idea, but, alas, they did not...

Lindsay Lohan Dies Her Hair Blonde To Really Showcase Her SCRAM Bracelet

May 27th, 2010

Because what else goes best with a thick black bracelet? Lindsay Lohan's first venture with her SCRAM is dying her hair blonde. At least it wasn't running to her nearest pharmacy and coaxing the pharmacist to fill up her Quaalude prescription. Didya know the SCRAM won't be able to pick up if she's stoning on prescription medication? AKA She's fine with this SCRAM business...

Paula Abdul Spells Paranoia

May 03rd, 2010

Note to bystanders: if you drop your phone underneath Paula Abdul's car and you have to crawl on your hands and knees to retrieve it, be aware that she may send the po-po your way. No, she doesn't think you're trying to steal her car, she'll just think you're putting a tracking device there. Yeah, because we're really just dying to know where Paula goes on a daily basis. You don't need a tracking device when you know she spends her days at her psychiatrist, pharmacist, and anything else mental...

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