Lohan's Assistant Quits, Dina Blames Spilled Alcohol

Jun 11th, 2010

We're not sure how much more Lindsay Lohan we can take. Every day, there's at least six different stories surrounding her. This time around we'll report two. First off, Dina Lohan blames 'spilled alcohol' on why Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet went off. Right. Second, who's going to want to run around and chase Linds now? Her assistant quit...

Just Throw Lindsay Lohan In Jail Already

Jun 10th, 2010

She has time to flaunt around in little clothes, but not time enough to care about her SCRAM bracelet. Although Lindsay vehemently denies (on her Twitter, go figure) any of the following happened, we're inclined to believe otherwise. How many times can you blame the "media" for your addiction? Doubt the media came over, opened your mouth, and force fed you booze...

MTV Movie Awards Spotlight: Lindsay Lohan

Jun 08th, 2010

Ugh, Lindsay Lohan and her SCRAM bracelet made it to the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. I'm just surprised home girl actually made it to the red carpet, walked (not stumbled), and somehow spoke. It's hard to believe Lindz is capable of doing much of that on her own. Two things about her get up...

Lindsay Lohan Shows Off The Boob Cleavage...With Her Sister?

Jun 04th, 2010

We're not the biggest fans of Lindsay Lohan. Newsflash, right? But since she has nothing going on aside from her new best bud the SCRAM bracelet, we'll take a nice boob cleavage picture from her. What we don't understand is why she's a piece of cloth away from giving us nipple action and her 40-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, is posing with her?...

Lindsay Lohan Dies Her Hair Blonde To Really Showcase Her SCRAM Bracelet

May 27th, 2010

Because what else goes best with a thick black bracelet? Lindsay Lohan's first venture with her SCRAM is dying her hair blonde. At least it wasn't running to her nearest pharmacy and coaxing the pharmacist to fill up her Quaalude prescription. Didya know the SCRAM won't be able to pick up if she's stoning on prescription medication? AKA She's fine with this SCRAM business...

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Be A Joke At Her Trial

May 25th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan had a joke of a trial today. And guess what? She was the lead idiot, go figure. Where to begin. She showed up 10 minutes late, her blouse was plunging, her hair a greasy mess from the night before, the judge ordered her to start wearing a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet within 24 hours of this morning's hearing, testing has to be in Los Angeles...

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