Jessica Simpson Is The Poor Man's Hipster (Or A Really Good Avril Lavigne Impersonator)

Mar 11th, 2010

Poor Jessica Simpson. I used to have her in my pile of celebrities I'd like to torture, but now I genuinely feel bad for her. Sure I don't feel bad for the millions of useless dollars she has, but she just looks like a lost puppy looking for a hug and love in all of the wrong places. And if she thinks dating Billy Corgan means dressing like a stoned NYU hipster with no goals in sight, but just wasting daddy's money is going to get her somewhere---well, wait it just might...

80's Teen Idol, Corey Haim, Dead At 38 From Apparent Drug Overdose

Mar 10th, 2010

What a terrible tragedy. I remember being 3-years-old and dreaming of Corey Haim as my future hubbie. Sadly for all of you 80s obsessed pop culture kids out there like myself, Haim died early this morning in California. He lost his long struggle with drug addiction...

Britney Spears Bringing The Sexy Back With Her Candies ADs?

Feb 19th, 2010

I have a weak spot for my Britney Spears. Home girl's been to Hell and back over the past couple of years---needless to say I'm totally on Team Brit Brit. A month ago I posted a pic of Britney's upcoming Candies AD---it was terrible. From the wig to the stance, she was a mess. But now with the release of the official shots, Brit's lookin' pretty damn good...

NBC Screws Over Conan O'Brien, He Releases Quite The Statement

Jan 13th, 2010

WTG NBC! Way to publicly humiliate one of the funniest guy's Late Night has ever had the privilege of showcasing. Okay so maybe I'm biased because I love Conan O'Brien oh so dearly, but really NBC? Is it really cool to put Conan on the back burner 30 minutes late to accommodate Jay Leno crap? It's okay though, folks. Conan's not going down without a fight. Read his lengthy public statement after the jump...

People's Choice Awards: Carrie Underwood Post Engagement

Jan 08th, 2010

Sure looks like Carrie Underwood is one happy engaged gal. If you can't tell from her award pose in the above photo. Kudos to you hockey dude. You have one Country cutie on your hands. That could be a great thing...or something terrible. The good ones are usually the crazy ones. Just don't cheat on her. You know how that goes...get it?...

TaTa Thursday Presents Salma Hayek's Amazing Curves

Dec 17th, 2009

We don't think there's any other lady in Hollywood quite as fantastical as Salma Hayek. The bod, the face, the amazing grace, home girl has it all. Looks like Berlin got more than they bargained for this week when Salma was there attending the "Ein Herz Für Kinder" charity gala...