Audrina Patridge's Drunk Mother Is An Instant Classic

Oct 28th, 2010

Who knew there was something hysterical within Audrina Patridge's family? We don't know about you, but we'd really like to take her drunken mother out to dinner after viewing this tape. After Audrina was kicked off Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday night, her boozed up mother talked to the paps outside of Beso in Los Angeles. Here are some of the gems, compliments of www.celebslam.celebslam.com.

(:41) "Audrina is going to fucking rise. She's got class. You know why? Fuckin-A, she's a Polish, Catholic, fucking full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a shit. It's all American."

(1:23) "She's kicking ass on her reality show and we're going to fucking smoke it, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy little fashion shit. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go! Fucking let's go!"

(1:40) "If you think Kurt Russell and fuckin' Sarah Palin's daughter did good, right on I hope they win, but I hope Brandy wins."

(2:47) "I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this Hills bullshit, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby. She's got it in her. Fucking Hills girls -- Hills tramps! My baby's a star! She's the only one that has some class and I don't give a fuck about it."

(3:34) "Hey, I'm gonna be on TV soon baby. you better look for me 'cause I'll be on another reality show with my daughter. And we're gonna kick ass and show you how the real American -- All-American family lives."

(3:53) "...I usually don't drink..."

(4:25) "Happy America. We are all Americans -- hoo yah!"


GEM.

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