Letterman Makes Britney President, At Least For a Few Seconds
President Britney Spears? The mere thought of our little Brit Brit ruling this country titillates our very senses. We know we hate on you sometimes, but a world with Miss Spears as prez would mean a license to tread public restrooms barefoot, shimmy down high school hallways half dressed and attack paparazzi with umbrellas. Now thats what we call a land of opportunity. Can we drive with babies in our laps too?
David Lettermanobviously hip to all of Britneys bikini-clad coveragetapped the singer to do his Top Ten tonight on the Late Show. SHOCKER: shes in a bikini. Not like you havent seen that 56,674 times this week. Maybe a covered midriff would have had us talking Wait, we are talking. Oh Brit, how we love you (despite the urge to mock you).